Toulouse Le Grandfig's Summer Vacation: Freeze the Brass…
April 12, Jungian Analysis Swollen cheeks and brass protuberances strike the crew of the Good Ship Plotkin. It is the worst outbreak of Bugler’s Mouth I’ve seen since the Great War. One by one, the...
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February 29, 1933, Capipi Bumonsis I sense the voyage is about to come to an end. The customs agents here are strange men. Their beards are not mellow, but wild and full of strife. Oh, for a helping of...
View ArticleI want my mummy
Dr. Fleshrender had been trying to learn ancient Egyptian mummification techniques for years, but he’d yet to master even the most basic principles. First of all, he just wasn’t into all that yucky...
View ArticleThe Cannon
The marketing for “The Cannon, The Ride of a Lifetime” was a tad misleading, if factually accurate: Hey kids, do you want to fly? Then come down to Uncle Savage’s Funzateria for Orphans and...
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